Let’s be honest—there’s no magical “perfect” way to start your audiobook journey. But I’ll tell you what won’t help: asking your gym bro for his favorite “Alpha Mindset Warrior” audiobook. Or listening to Dave from accounting drone on about the one self-help book that “changed his life.” Don’t be like Dave.
âś… Step 1: Build a List
- Ask people you actually like for recommendations.
- Search the internet (you’re already here, so… great job).
- Use your audiobook app’s recommendations (the ones that aren’t trying to upsell you vitamins).
Just… filter for taste. If a guy uses “grindset” in casual conversation, skip his book list.
âś… Step 2: Start Free (Yes, FREE)
Use Libby.
Why? Because it’s free and I’m too lazy to look for anything better. And it works.
Got a library card? You’re golden. If not, you know… get one. You’re not on a watch list. Probably.
Other options? Sure. But Libby’s the MVP for figuring out what genres you like before burning real money or credits.
🧠But What If You’re “Too Alpha for Free”?
First off: calm down, Spartan.
Second: most paid subscriptions (like Audible) come with included audiobooks—originals, series, even some hidden gems.
Are all of them good? No.
Were the first wave of Audible Originals kind of a trainwreck? Absolutely.
But they’ve gotten way better—and The Weirdies kids’ series? Surprisingly awesome.
🧪 Step 3: Experiment (You’re Not Getting Married)
Try a little bit of everything—sci-fi, romance, space cowboys with emotional trauma—whatever sounds good. Use Audible’s finder tools to spot high-rated books, then check if Libby has them. Waiting list? Fine. You didn’t waste a credit. Big win.
🎧 Final Thought from the Guy Ignoring Dave’s Book Club
There’s no wrong way to start—unless you’re making it weird.
Sample a bunch. Stick with what clicks. Bail on what bores you.And may your listening journey be ever in your favor.
(Said in your best narrator voice, obviously.)