You shouldn’t. That’s it. That’s the post.
Seriously—what kind of cursed energy is this?
“Take a break from audiobooks”? That’s like saying, “Maybe I’m breathing too much today.”
No. Absolutely not.
🧠Here Are Some “Valid” Reasons to Take a Break:
- You’re unconscious.
- The narrator started speaking backwards.
- Your earbuds melted.
- Your brain exploded from a plot twist you actually saw coming.
- You accidentally joined a book club and now everything feels like homework.
Otherwise?
Put those headphones back on, hit play, and keep surviving your day like the tired, chaos-surrounded legend you are.
Final Thought
Books don’t ask questions.
Books don’t judge.
Books let you escape while scrubbing dried ketchup off the baseboards.
Never stop listening.
And if someone tells you to “take a break,” you politely tell them Dave is calling—and then hit play on Chapter 12.