by Audiobook Obsessed | May 28, 2025 | đ§ Audiobook Life, đ ď¸ Dad-vice & Gear
When it comes to audiobooks, youâve basically got two types of openings:
- The Quick Hook: Boom, chaos immediately.
- The Slow Burn: Let’s describe the baseboards in the protagonistâs apartment for three chapters.
Both have their place. But let me be clear:
Iâm a 90% quick hook kind of guy.
𧨠The Quick Hook
You know the one. It starts with a charming old man cleaning his houseâheâs got a billion-dollar relic tucked in his sock drawerâand just as you’re getting emotionally attached… his face is blown off by a mystical entity.
Instantly, you’re muttering, âWhat the hell was that?â and smashing the next chapter button. Thatâs a hook. Thatâs why I listen.
đ˘ The Slow Burn
Now, letâs talk about its passive-aggressive cousin.
The slow build usually opens with a character describing their sad little apartment in excruciating detail. Like, “Through the frosted glass, I saw my own regrets reflecting back at me…”
Side rant: Why is âthrough the frosted glassâ in every book? Was there an author Zoom call where they decided this was required?
Anyway, four hours later, we finally learn the hero has a dark past involving a dead girlfriend whoâs actually his mom and sister, thanks to a twisty multiple personality arc. Riveting.
My Rule: One Hour or Iâm Out
Iâve said it before:
If the story doesnât hook me within one hour, I move on.
Sure, Iâve listened to books where nothing happened until the last twenty minutesâand it was weak sauce at best. Are there probably some amazing slow burns Iâll miss out on because of this rule? Definitely. But with over 74,000 audiobooks published in 2023 alone, Iâm not crying over missing a few.
When the Slow Burn Does Work
Look, I get the appeal of the slow burn.
- You like the build-up.
- You enjoy the anticipation.
- Your wife probably appreciates that energy too.
Some authors are incredible world builders who can take their time and still keep you engaged. And yeah, sometimes I need a palate cleanser after a post-apocalyptic series that had me Googling bunker prices.
True story: I recommended one of those âend of the worldâ audiobooks to a buddy. When I asked what he thought afterward, he just said, âI bought a shotgun.â So yeah. Sometimes you gotta cool off with a slow burn.
Final Thought from the Guy Who Judges You (Silently)
At the end of the day, listen to what you like.
Quick hook, slow burn, dragon court intrigue, or intergalactic beer-can sidekicksâitâs all fair game.
Iâm not gonna judge you to your face.
Behind your back? Absolutely.
But to your face? Youâre good.This is your audiobook time. Own it.
by Audiobook Obsessed | May 21, 2025 | đ§ Audiobook Life
Letâs cut to the chase: reading is hard. Not like hard hard, but âI-have-kids-and-a-job-and-no-time-to-sit-in-silence-for-300-pagesâ hard. Enter audiobooks: the glorious loophole that lets you âreadâ while mowing the lawn, folding laundry, or pretending to care during school pickup.
This isnât a guilt trip about not reading more. Itâs a survival guide for squeezing stories into a dad’s life thatâs already stacked higher than a Costco cart before a three-day weekend.
Why Audiobooks Rule (And Paper Books Drool)
I became hooked when I realized I could deep-dive into a spy thriller while scrubbing a toilet. Instant addiction. Why? Because Iâm finally getting stories into my life againâand doing it without sacrificing time, sanity, or muscle cramps from holding a book at eye level.
Multitasking Magic: Stories for the Overbooked
Letâs face it: our lives are a three-ring circus of chores, work, and âDad, can I have a snack?â moments. Audiobooks let you:
- Listen while driving, walking, gym-ing, pretending to workâŚ
- Feel productive while folding socks (yes, that counts).
- Escape, even if your escape route is the garage with headphones in.
The Narrator is Everything (Seriously)
A good narrator can turn a decent book into an all-out binge-worthy event. A bad one sounds like your high school math teacher reading The Iliad. No thanks.
Look out for:
- Narrators who act, not read. Voices, accents, emotionâthe whole nine yards.
- Bonus: youâll find yourself stalking favorite narrators like theyâre celebrities. Totally normal.
Try New Stuff (Without Regret)
Audiobooks are low-pressure ways to try:
- Genres youâve never touched before (sci-fi? noir? cozy mysteries with talking cats?)
- Authors youâve heard of but never had the time for
- Books in other languages (for the overachieving dads out there)
Worst case? It sucks. You move on. No bookshelf shame. No sunk cost panic.
End the Day with a Story, Not a Doom Scroll
Picture this: youâre lying in bed, your kids finally asleep, and instead of doomscrolling TikTok until your brain turns into applesauce, you hit play on a killer audiobook.
Boom. Instant decompression:
- Itâs like watching a movie, but you can close your eyes.
- Bonus: it wonât recommend 47 more shows youâll never finish.
How to Get Started Without Losing Your Mind (or Wallet)
Look, donât overthink it. Pick an app, hit play.
Dad-tested favorites:
- Libby â Free with a library card. Good for trying stuff without commitment. Like dating, but for books.
- Audible â Monthly credits, big library, shiny exclusives.
- Audiobooks.com â Same vibe, different flavor.
Pro tip: Start with Libby. Zero risk. Zero regret.
Final Word from the Garage
If youâve ever said, âIâd read more if I had time,â congratulationsâyour loophole is here.
- Start with something fun.
- Donât read what you shouldâread what keeps you hitting ânext chapter.â
- And if someone recommends a book that âchanged their lifeâ? Cool. Youâre just trying to survive Monday, not achieve enlightenment.
So go onâhit play, and welcome to your new favorite way to âread.â
by Audiobook Obsessed | May 14, 2025 | đ§ Audiobook Life
Let me guessâyouâve finally decided to dip your toe into the audiobook pool, but the moment you open an app, itâs like staring into the abyss. Thousands of choices, and you only get one credit a month. One precious credit. Blow it on a snoozefest, and youâll be salty until the next billing cycle. Iâve been there. Letâs make sure you donât end up there too.
Step 1: Pick the Right Genre (AKA: What Movie Would You Watch?)
Donât overthink it. Donât pick books you should be reading. Youâre not in high school English anymore. Go for what actually excites you.
- Love action flicks? Spy thrillers? Apocalypse survivors punching their way to justice?
- Rom-coms with sarcastic inner monologues?
- Murder mysteries with weird detectives and too many plot twists?
Start with what you already know you like and branch out from there. This isnât a âgrow your mindâ journey. This is a âstay sane while folding laundryâ situation.
Step 2: Choose Your Weapon (App)
Hereâs the dad-approved breakdown of audiobook apps:
- Audible â Paid subscription, new releases, big-name narrators, exclusive stuff. Great if youâre serious.
- Libby â Free with a library card. Yes, libraries still exist. Great for older titles, random finds, and testing stuff before you commit.
- Barnes & Noble Audio, Audiobooks.com, etc. â Same deal as Audible. All around $14.95 a month for a credit.
Pick whatever works. If theyâve got the book you want, it really doesnât matter. Just⌠if youâre still playing CDs in your truck, this post may not help you. Bless your heart.
Step 3: Series or One-and-Done?
If you’re just getting started, I recommend standalone books. No commitment, no cliffhangers. You want a story that wraps up before you forget what the main characterâs name was.
That said, some seriesâlike the Jack Reacher booksâlet you jump in anywhere. No need to start at book one. Perfect for commitment-phobes.
Step 4: Go for the Hook (Or Regret Everything)
Some books start slow and âbuild tension.â Cool. Problem is, Iâm usually building IKEA furniture while listening, and I need something to happenâpreferably with explosions or betrayalâwithin the first 30 minutes.
Hereâs the rule:
If Iâm not hooked in one hour, I bail.
Lifeâs too short for a boring narrator whispering about someoneâs tragic childhood for five chapters.
Step 5: Author Schmauthor (At First)
When youâre new to this, donât stress about authors. Thatâll come later. But if someone you actually trust recommends a book, go for it.
And if Dave from accounting tells you to listen to the latest âlife-changingâ productivity bookârun. Daveâs on his fifth try at keto and hasnât read a real book since college.
Step 6: If the Book Sucks, Quit
I used to force myself to finish bad books because I paid for it. Big mistake. Now, if it sucks after an hour, Iâm out. Libby is perfect for this because itâs free. No guilt. Just move on.
You can always come back later once youâve built up some audiobook tolerance.
by Audiobook Obsessed | Apr 25, 2025 | đ§ Audiobook Life
Letâs face it: reading with your eyeballs is so last century.
Books are greatâdonât get us wrongâbut audiobooks? Audiobooks are the multitasking superhero you didnât know you needed. Want to feel productive while folding laundry for the third time this week because your kids think clothes belong on the floor? Boom, audiobook. Want to pretend your commute isnât a soul-sucking abyss of brake lights? Boom, audiobook. Want to work out but not think about the fact that youâre working out? You get the idea.
For anyone with a packed schedule or a low tolerance for sitting still (hi, yes, itâs us), audiobooks are the perfect gateway to more stories, more learning, and more fun. Hereâs why weâre obsessedâand why you probably will be too.
The Magic of Audiobooks
Accessibility and Convenience
You canât stir spaghetti while flipping pages. You can, however, follow a dystopian rebellion while sautĂŠing onions, vacuuming the hallway, or avoiding eye contact at the gym. Audiobooks fit seamlessly into your dayâno bookmarks required.
Got a packed schedule and zero time to read? Great. Audiobooks were made for you. (Okay, not you specifically, but itâs a flattering thought.)
Immersive Storytelling
Think of the best audiobook narrator as your personal hype squad for fiction. A good narrator doesnât just readâthey perform. They breathe life into characters with different voices, accents, and just the right amount of dramatic flair.
Pro tip: the narrator can make or break the experience. Weâve started following certain narrators like groupies at a rock concert. No shame.
Audiobooks also hit you right in the feels. A well-timed pause, a perfect inflection, or a whisper during a tense moment? Chefâs kiss. The emotional connection is realâand sometimes stronger than with print books.
Expanding Literary Horizons
Audiobooks are the best low-commitment way to try something new. Want to dip your toes into sci-fi without needing a translator for all the spaceship jargon? Try listening instead of readingâitâs way less intimidating.
You can also revisit those classics you pretended to read in high school. (Yes, weâre talking about Moby-Dick.) Or discover new authors and genres you never thought youâd enjoyâlike cozy mysteries, thrillers, or historical fiction narrated in a crisp British accent. Fancy.
And hey, want to learn a new language while doing the dishes? Pick a book in Spanish or French. Learning and productivity? Who even are you?
Relaxation and Entertainment
Letâs be honest: life is stressful. Listening to a great story is like a mental bubble bathâminus the soggy paperback. Audiobooks help you unwind, zone out, or drift off to sleep without staring at a blue-lit screen like a caffeine-fueled raccoon.
And donât underestimate the entertainment value. A good audiobook can be just as gripping as your favorite TV show. Except you donât have to fight for the remote.
Getting Started with Audiobooks
Ready to dive in? Hereâs how to get startedâno tech wizardry required:
- Libby (our favorite freebie): Connect your library card and go wild.
- Audible: The big name in audiobooks, with tons of exclusives.
- Audiobooks.com: Another great option with a solid library.
Start with something you want to readânot something you think you should read. This isnât a homework assignment. Pick what actually excites you. Thrillers, romance, space dragonsâgo where the dopamine takes you.
Embrace the Audio Revolution
Audiobooks are more than a trend. Theyâre a lifestyle, a mindset, a way to sneak more stories into your day without sacrificing your sanity.
Whether you’re scrubbing the bathtub, power walking through your neighborhood, or hiding from your responsibilities under a blanket, there’s an audiobook waiting for you.
This website was made for people like usâpeople who love stories but donât have time to sit still. So come join the fun. Share what youâre listening to. Swap recommendations. Complain about the ending of that one book we all regret finishing.
Because letâs be honestâlifeâs better with a good story in your ears.