Last month I had to take apart our garbage disposal because my children have decided that plastic toothpicks are drain-safe. It was a whole thing. We now have a standing family rule that you are allowed to curse while fixing something, no restrictions, no matter who is in the room. I am confident I will regret this.
Between the plumbing and the parenting, I still got through 24 audiobooks. Three of them were genuinely great.
The Top Three
Red Empire — Jonathan Maberry
Joe Ledger kills everything all the time. What is not to like?
Parallax — Jeremy Robinson
Trippy story, with a nice love story. I am allowed to have feelings while other characters die.
The Order — Jeremy Robinson
One of the best battle scenes ever, listen to the soundtrack during that scene.
The Full List
Don’t just take my word for it. Ask your sister, the one who judges every decision you’ve ever made while also believing in crystal power. She’ll back me up.
| Book | Author | |
| Into the Storms: A Hell Divers Prequel | Nicholas Sansbury Smith | 👎 |
| Red Empire | Jonathan Maberry | 👍 |
| Good Boys: The Lost Tribe | Jeremy Robinson | 👎 |
| The Weirdies | Michael Buckley | 👍 |
| The Dark | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Mind Bullet | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Patient Zero | Jonathan Maberry | 👍 |
| Dog Days | Jonathan Maberry | 👎 |
| Dead of Night | Blake Banner | 👎 |
| Torment | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Dungeon Crawler Carl | Matt Dinniman | 👍 |
| Exo-Hunter | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Dead Moon | Peter Clines | 👎 |
| A Parade of Horribles | Matt Dinniman | 👍 |
| Carl’s Doomsday Scenario | Matt Dinniman | 👍 |
| Parallax | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| The Nowhere Man | Gregg Hurwitz | 👍 |
| Terminus | Peter Clines | 👎 |
| The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook | Matt Dinniman | 👍 |
| The Cure | Pedro Urvi | 👎 |
| Infinite 2 | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| The Order | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Khaos | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
| Singularity | Jeremy Robinson | 👍 |
24 books. The disposal is fixed. The kids have new vocabulary for emergency situations. Solid June.